Thursday, June 29, 2006

Sunday. Gaming day. I love hanging out with Toph ... it's fun to be around people that are geekier than you. It allows you to release the inner geek with no real risk of embarrassing yourself.

Consider this photo. The one picture I took while hanging out with Toph, it consists of his D&D bookshelf. Every third edition D&D book that they've published.

And yes, the right bookshelf is ... nothing but miniatures. Yowza.

I betrayed the party and lost my cohort, but beat some ass with the sorceress I created. Almost died but made it out with a time stop followed by a dim door.

Yes, I'm a geek, but I was hanging out with people geekier than I for once.

Speaking of D&D, here's Stephen Colbert. Hilarious and chillingly accurate.

"I'll never forget when I lost Pharineeth, my 21st level Lawful Good Paladin ... hah! I know, that's redundant!"

Saturday. Totally wasted day. I wake up at 3:30pm to a "Good afternoon" from Toph as he shakes the futon. I see that it's light outside and check my cell phone for the time. "Holy shit!" "Yeah, I know," Toph responds. "You were totally out."

I grab a quick shower and we grab lunch. Upon returning, we play a few games of War of the Ring. The Shadow goes 3-0 once again, and we don't have any particularly memorable games. We have leftover pizza for dinner while playing and throw "Sin City" in as I crash again.

For some reason I never tire of this. Here's a brutally factual evisceration of Ann Coulter's disgrace of a book over at TalkReason. I particularly enjoyed his obliteration of this particular Coulter Canard:

As I understand the concept behind survival of the fittest, the appendix doesn't do much for the theory of evolution either. How does a survival-of-the-fittest regime evolve an organ that kills the host organism? Why hasn't evolution evolved the appendix away? (Another sign that your scientific theory is in trouble: When your argument against an opposing theory also disproves your own.)

...where he goes on to explain that while an appendix is certainly a biological liability, the fact is that small appendices are more vulnerable to appendicitis than large ones are, and thus, natural selection acts in favor of the large ones.

It's amazing how few evolution deniers actually bother to learn a damn thing about what it is they hate so much.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

One thing to interject before I get back to my recap. Apparently There are 66 spineless, anti-American cowards in the US Senate.

I'm talking, of course, about the 66 pathetic demagogues that voted in favor of a constitutional amendment that would make it illegal to burn the American flag.

What a fucking knee-jerk disgrace this government has become. What exactly does it take to contort someone's brain into thinking that the way to protect the most powerful symbol of free speech that the world has ever known is to utilize censorship?

These people are pseudo-patriots. Cowards that favor empty gestures in favor of meaningful action.

Let's not fix health care. Let's not fix social security. Let's not fix education. Let's not make progress in Iraq and Afghanistan. Let's just demonize fags, demonize immigrants, demonize pot-smokers, and demonize anyone that has the balls to stand up to policies of the government that they think are wrong.

Let's protect a SYMBOL by shitting upon everything that that symbol used to stand for. Let's do exactly that.

Hat tip over to This good post at EvolutionBlog. Good quote:

One vote, folks. That's how stupid and right-wing this country has gotten. People who support flag-burning amendments are the sort of people who like their patriotism cheap, empty and emotional. No serious person could possibly think this is an important issue to be discussing now (or ever). There is absolutely no one who is losing sleep over the possibility that some disgruntled college student is going to burn a flag. It is designed solely as a sop to those people who think patriotism is found in protecting the symbols of the country, rather than in protecting the principles of the country. It's so much easier to support a flag-burning amendment and boast of your patriotism than it is to forthrightly address any of the real problems facing the nation.

Probably better than I could have put it, but I do my best, and I tend to lose eloquence when I'm this fucking pissed.

Friday Schoop shows up to hang out. I got maybe 6 hours of sleep, and was still in zombie-land to a certain extent. The three of us hung out but I wasn't really enjoying myself - was a little too focused on trying to stay awake. This bout of insomnia's been a tricky motherfucker. In any case we try a three player game of Runebound that has too many extra decks in it and pretty much sucks. We actually don't finish the game and spend a few minutes talking about the suckage, and I lie down on the couch and fall semi-asleep, telling them to let me know when we decide something else to play and I'll be into it, and apologizing for my narcolepsy. We play a game of History of the World, which, despite being complex, is relatively mindless, and play it for a game, before getting into a fun, silly little game called Pirate's Cove that, despite being broken to hell with a few game-breaking cards, isn't bad, and we play it for a few games. Finally it's 8:00, we order pizza again, and when we're done Schoop takes off.

Toph and I discuss making this the "night o' debauchery", as I was calling it, and decide it wasn't too late to hit the strip club. By the time Schoop leaves it's close to 10:00 and we hop in the car to head to a Deja Vu in Ypsilanti. We're there for a couple of hours and we have a good time, and I manage to stay awake (tits in the face will do that I suppose).

Strip clubs and me are always an interesting mix. I know all the conventional wisdom, I know that they're just after my cash, etc., etc., etc. I'm not stupid. But at the same time, by virtue of what I'm looking for, I'm a lot less likely to give up my hard-earned cash to the girls that come off like an optimized cash-seeking algorithm. You know the ones, that tirelessly approach whatever guys they can until they find someone who wants a dance, that lead you back to the couch with a spring in their step, and that when they're done, shimmy their ass back to the room as quickly as possible so as to try and get another dance in before the next song. The girls that I go after are the ones that can convince me that they're genuinely interested, even when on a cerebral level I know they're not. Kevin Smith put up a great blog entry on strip clubs here, but I still maintain that there's a middle ground to be had, where you are clear about what you want and yet don't manage to represent the male gender as nothing but horny retards. It's a weird balance. I think it means that when it comes to me and strip clubs, I either attract the few genuine ones or the most perspicacious and best actors of the bunch.

In any case, I blew a bit over $100, which was about what I planned, and we headed back. I crashed by 2:00, and slept for 13 hours straight. Woah. I'd like to claim that it was because of the release of tension due to the couple hours spent in the strip club, but it's probably more along the lines of finding Toph's non-non-drowsy allergy medication :)

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

One tidbit I forgot to mention from Thursday - yes, I watched the USA's final game in the world cup, and I have the following comments:

1) Key mistakes like Reyna's will kill any team in a sport as dependent on individual moments as soccer, and the first goal all but killed us.

2) The equalizer was nothing short of spectacular, and set my mind up for what could have been a spectacular second half.

3) The penalty called at the end of the half was pure rubbish, as the brits would say. For the first time I found myself entertaining thoughts that FIFA truly doesn't want to see the US succeed in the World Cup (of course that's silly; the US is an enormous untapped market - but that call was pure bullshit).

4) The US play in the second half was equally rubbish, with sloppy, disorganized play.

Sigh.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Thursday, I wake up at about 7:00am not having slept that well the night before, which was all the more frustrating considering how little sleep I'd been getting the previous few nights. I don't understand why a lack of sleep so often means less sleep, but I estimate I only got about three hours worth. My body is physically sore from it, but when I lie down, nothing comes. I've never dealt with any sort of insomnia before, but am finding it a bugger to cope with.

I trace back part of the problem ot the fact that Topher has two cats, to which I am fairly severely allergic; I took medication for it, but all I noticed was the non-drowsy Sudafed in his medicine cabinet, and I think that non-drowsy antihistamines just pump a tone of caffeine in to counteract the soporifics. Regardless, it's not a good night. When Topher gets up, we break out the War of the Ring board game that we like to play when I'm visiting (great fucking game - big and complex and balanced, with multiple strategical and tactical facets to make optimal play a very cerebrally challenging task). We play three games throughout the day, which take an average of about three hours each, breaking for dinner, which was pizza from Papa John's. We're really in just "hanging out" mode and that's always where we've been at our most comfortable as friends. Of the three games, the player playing the shadow side wins all three, with the final game taking place in crazy fashion, with me as the fellowship trying every trick in the book to stave off a relentless war in the north, and finally getting to war in Gondor and completely emptying Minas Tirith to invade Mordor, something we had NEVER managed in playing the game. In the end, I took two Mordor strongholds, but Topher grabbed a massive five points on the final turn, and he won because the shadow military victory outweighs the free peoples military victory on the priority list. Crazy game.

We got to bed around midnight, when I finally collapsed. I slept a little better the second night, getting about seven hours.

More later, but I'm finally crashing. Work will suck tomorrow, but what else is new about work?

Wednesday, I'm off my back shift at 7:00am and home by 7:15. My body is wrecked - I didn't sleep much of all on Tuesday, and the shift was starting to get to me towards the end of it, but I'm on a high to be on vacation. I write in a status report email at work "Process Problems Persistently Plagued P6 all night" with an asterisk, which I reference at the bottom of the email, past my sig: "Yes, I'm so happy to be leaving on vacation that I busted out with an alliterative".

But despite my chipper mood, I'm facing a bit of a dilemma: I've got a plane to catch at 3:30 with a two hour drive in front of it, meaning I've got to leave by about 1 at the latest to have any chance of hitting my flight. Plus I haven't finished packing, I have bills to pay ... etc. I opt, eventually, for the strategy of taking a quick nap right when I get home. I grab about 3 hours sleep and it gets me enough energy to get ready for the trip and make the drive safely.

I get a phone call on the way down that's an automated message from Northwest, saying my flight's been cancelled due to weather in Detroit, but I've been rescheduled on a flight that's leaving at 5:30. Grrrrrr... I spent about $50 extra just to get the direct flight so as to minimize the travel hassle, but it appears that it's gonna catch up with me anyway. As unfortunate as that is, it does give me time to stop in the airport's TGIF restaurant to grab a beer (the best they had was a 22oz Sam Adams) and grab some food. I call Toph and tell him I'll be late, giving him the details of my new flight.

Eventually I get my seat on the flight and sit down at around 6:00 pm --- and wasn't to leave that seat for the next six hours.......

Weather in Detroit meant we couldn't land, and circled atop the clouds for a couple hours, and eventually had to land in Grand Rapids to refuel. We sat on the ground there for about an hour, giving me an opportunity to call Toph ("I've got good news and bad news -- the good news, I'm on the ground... the bad news, I'm in Grand Rapids"), and keep him posted.

Long (long, long, long) and boring story short, I make it to Detroit at about midnight, where Toph (thank goodness for him) is still waiting for me, and we drive to his place where we chat for a few as we wind down, and then crash.

So it's 12:47 and I'm winding down from the drive home from the Dallas airport, two hours with the top down in my 350Z. One thing's for sure and that's that I love that fucking car.

The trip to Topher's was a success, as it was bound to be; had a good time and gave my body some time to recover from the torture I'd been putting it through on the night shift for the previous nine days. Each day will get its own entry and I'll start them now until I start to crash, in time for work tomorrow.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

A few more comments on Godless

Well, I'm a bit late on getting to this one, but since I've been on back shifts for seven days straight now and have been also trying to follow the World Cup, maybe it's understandable. Regardless, I hadn't quite realized that just about four full chapters of Godless, Ann Coulter's god-awful conservative-pandering book, deal with evolution. Over at Pharyngula, PZ Meyers has a couple of excellent posts here and here that deal with the book, and probably more are forthcoming.

The first deals with the general claim of these chapters, the notion that there's no evidence for evolution, using a style that essentially amounts to the repetition of virtually every Creationist canard in the book (this link, by the way, is at the top of my bookmarks and should be at the top of yours; a fabulous resource for debunking nearly every claim the Creationists spew). In Meyer's first post, he posts an enormous list of resources to point to for evidence for evolution, and hits a perfect line with his money shot:

Now look: I've been telling you all about how you, with negligible effort, can find buckets of evidence for evolution. I haven't actually recited any of that evidence yet, and that's because I and many other biologists have been telling everyone about that evidence for years: there comes a point where you have to recognize that the other side has simply put their hands over their ears and are shouting "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA" at the top of their lungs.

This is something I've noticed for a long time, ever since I moved to an area that surrounded myself with people that by and large believe that the Earth is only 6,000 or so years old. These people just don't care about evidence; they usually don't even know what evidence is. Rubes like Kent Hovind come down here and speak and the public just eats it up (yes, I refuse to link to his real site and instead link to a site analyzing his lunacy). These are the core constituents of the Creationist crowd: the people that start from the conclusion (God made the world roughly 6,000 years ago and on the 6th day made Adam and Eve) and work their way backwards for anything that might be able to be passed off as evidence.

The new mutation of Creationism, Intelligent Design, is a political ploy and nothing more, and I think most of the educated Creationists know it. As the Dover Trial so skillfully illustrated, the people pushing for the teaching of Intelligent design are activists that want to find a way to get Jesus into the the public school classroom, and who always seem to begin life by openly talking about this as their goal. Only when they look into a case like Edwards v. Aguillard and realize that that approach has been deemed unconstitutional does "Intelligent Design" ever enter the building. (This is the approach that the Creationists used in authoring their textbook, Of Pandas and People as well; begin life as a Creationist text and then systematically erase all direct references to God and Creationism, replacing them with "The Intelligent Designer" and "Intelligent Design", so as to attempt to circumvent the First Amendment). A cursory glance at the Wedge Document, an internal Discovery Institute memo, reveals they don't fight evolution because they want to advance scientific understanding of life, but because they view "scientific materialsm" as tantamount to atheism and feel that "the cultural legacies of materialsm have been devastating". Their target is not evolution per se, but scientific thought in general - the notion of looking for answers that don't involve God scares the crap out of these people. Evolution is just the branch of science that they feel is the most vulnerable, and thus it becomes the target for the sharp edge of the wedge.

With all that in mind, Meyers's second post deals more with the specific attacks that Coulter makes on biologists and biology as a scientific discipline. The attacks are of course pure nonsense, and Meyers unloads with a pure diamond:

If Coulter ever gets cancer or the flu or needs surgery, I think she should insist on a doctor with no training in biology. Understanding cell biology or physiology are such useless bits of knowledge, don't you know.

Now, to bring these points together, I think any rational person can probably agree that the Discovery Institute and their ilk of direct "Intelligent Design" proponents pretty much consist solely of Christian religious fanatics that are pushing for Jesus to be in every aspect of our lives and are willing to lie about their motives to get past the first amendment. That's easy enough to see. Witness the Wedge Document.

But Coulter seems to be of a slightly different gestalt. I don't really buy her as a Jesus freak - when she comes onto talk shows she doesn't ever really talk about God so much as she bitches about "liberals", and if you have ever dealt with Jesus freaks, you know that the one thing they cannot stop talking about is their religion. Additionally, in the general sense, she seems a bit too quick on the draw to be dismissed as an idiot that actually might buy into this bullshit. After all, as already discussed, she's a bit more liberal in her lifestyle than she preaches, and is open about it - she's been quoted as saying:

Let's say I go out every night and meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm single.

Hardly something you'd expect to hear from a true Jesus freak, although admittedly I don't have a context for the quote and it is the sort of thing that could be taken out of context.

In reality, I think, she's of a third mutation on the Creationist scale, which starts at Kent Hovind (Ignorance for Jesus), escalates to William Demski (Lying for Jesus), and progresses up to Ann Coulter (Repeating Lies Made By Liars for Jesus, for Profit).

She's preaching to the choir and knows it, and whether or not she actually means any of the bullshit she's spewing is mostly irrelevant - she knows that the fanatic-fundie base will eat this crap up and make her more money. In that she is a shrewd businesswoman, and there can be no doubt whatsoever that she is a very skilled self-promoter. The fact that she manages to include virtually every Creationist canard ever repeated lends me to the thinking that she knows she's spewing bullshit, but also knows there's massive profit to be made in so doing. In short, she's pandering to the ignorant, and that's about all there is to say about that.

Putting the Bra in Brasil

Okay, to lift the atmosphere a bit from all this weighty analysis, let's get something a little nicer on top here.






Lifted from Fox Sport's Babes of the World Cup gallery. These are the hottest of the bunch, in my humble opinion.

In the immortal words of Mia Wallace: "I say goddamn! God damn."

Some more thoughts to keep in your head as Thursday approaches...

  • All four teams in group E will be playing to win. Yes, teams (almost) always play to win (or at least to want to win), but playing to want to win is one thing, and playing to win are somewhat different. When playing to want to win, a draw is still an acceptable result. And I think that for *EACH* of the four teams, a draw will be seen as an unacceptable result, barely better than a loss. It's all about the Brazil factor.

    The US is the only team that absolutely needs a win to qualify, so that they will be coming out guns blazing. They also know that a rout will help their standing immensely, so if they do get a goal early, do not expect them to sit back and root for Italy. If Italy jumps ahead, particularly by 2 or more, then by all means, they would be content with a 1-0 lead. But if the Czechs jump to the lead, the US will know that they need to run up the score to have a chance of qualifying. They certainly believe they can generate chances against Ghana and will not be content with playing the long-ball should they take the lead. They will be all attack, all the time, unless both they and Italy take a lead.

    Ghana and Czech are both in the position of "win is good, draw is extremely questionable." Czech has the slight advantage here with the +1 goal differential; if they both draw, Czech advances, but neither will be playing for second place when both know a tie might not get them there, and a win could potentially win them the group. The Brazil factor is heavy; nobody wants to face the powerhouse in the round of 16 (if by some miracle the Socceroos pull an upset today, the dynamic changes drastically and 2nd is no longer a feared result, which is bad for the USA - so root for Brazil!)

    Italy knows it advances in a draw, but would also then be forced to root for the USA. If the USA takes a lead they may be content to clam up and defend, but I doubt it, as they also know that if Czech beats them, even if USA wins, if there's a rout involved they may not qualify at all (and of course, if they wind up losing and Ghana wins, they're out no matter what).

    The first goal between the two games will be thunderous, and change the dynamic of both games. And (other than the US, I suppose, which cannot win), none of the other teams are playing for second place.

  • More overanalysis of Group E in the World Cup, stemming from a back shift with little to do but ponder the permutations.

    So, the obvious way for the US to make it to the second round is to come away with a victory over Ghana and root for the Italians to put the bum rush on Czech. That's the one way that gets us in on straight points, but it's not the only way. Most people are forgetting that we could still make it in on either a draw between Italy and Czech, or even if the Czechs do win...

    The group now stands at:

    ITA: 4 pts, +2, 3 GS
    CZE: 3 pts, +1, 3 GS
    GHA: 3 pts, --, 2 GS
    USA: 1 pts, -3, 1 GS

    The Ghana win over CZE sure as hell makes for a wild, wild group. Because let's say the Italians and Czechs play to a draw. CZE would finish with 4 points and a +1 goal differential, meaning we would have to win by 4 just to break even on goal differential with CZE. And then it would go to goals scored, which, assuming a scoreless draw or even a 1-1 draw, we would be guaranteed to win if we scored 4 (which is quite obviously necessary to win a game by 4). If CZE and ITA score a 2-2 draw and we win 4-0, we would be tied with CZE on points, goal differential, and goals scored, in which case it goes to CZE on their head-to-head result versus us.

    The outlook is slightly better presuming a Czech win over Italy, particularly a Czech rout. Let's say CZE routs ITA 3-0, which would put ITA's goal differential at -1, with 3 goals scored. Then all we would need would be to beat GHA by two to have a chance. If that win is 2-0, we would actually be tied with ITA in points, goal differential, goals scored, and head-to-head, in which case it would go to the drawing of lots!

    In order of importance, here's what would benefit the US:

    1) A win over Ghana. Without 4 points coming out of the group, all else is naught. The US quite obviously must win.

    2) An Italian win over CZE. That combination of wins puts us in no matter what the scores.

    3) A rout over Ghana. A 4-0 victory would put us to the 2nd round in any situation other than a 2-2 or higher draw between CZE and ITA. A 5-goal win (hey, it's happened) puts us in no matter the score of the other game.

    4) A CZE rout of ITA is the next-best thing to an ITA win, since if we win we finish tied with ITA on points. We have a 5 goal differential gap to make up, so a 5 CZE ITA 0 result puts us in with any win. Ideally if it's a rout, ITA is shut out so that we have the advantage a potential battle of goals scored (which could be quite possible). This is also the situation that could potentially result in the drawing of lots between USA and ITA for that last spot (if, say, CZE wins 3-0 and USA wins 2-0, that's exactly what happens)

    5) If the CZE-ITA game ends in a draw, the worst possible result for the USA, a scoreless or 1-1 draw means that a 4-0 victory puts us in. Not great, but it's better than a 2-2 or higher draw, which requires us to score 5 goals minimum. And a one-goal victory, CZE over ITA, is just as bad, really.

    So if the ITA-CZE game is scoreless or otherwise tied late in the game and the USA is ahead, cheer those Italians on!

    Random notes:

    GHA would advance with a draw if ITA beats CZE or if CZE routs ITA by 3 or more, but won't be counting on that. If ITA scores an early goal against CZE, expect Ghana to start dropping back more players and stop taking chances. USA will be in all-out attack regardless.

    Situations like this are the reasons the final pairings are played simultaneously. What an advantage it would be to know the ITA-CZE result ahead of time!

    Ghana will be without their key forward Asamoah Gyan and cagey midfielder Sulley Muntari, who both received yellow cards in each of their two previous games. The US will be without defender Eddie Pope and midfielder Pablo Mastroeni for their red cards against ITA. Czech will be without several key players.

    Saturday, June 17, 2006

    A few more details on the Tamara Hoover controversy, the Austin, TX high school art teacher that was suspended when some nude photos of her were found online...

    The new information only boils my blood further. First of all, I've been to the flickr.com site that featured the nude photos, and while it appears that the nudes have been removed for the time being, there is enough information in those photos to be able to discern that there is no way that the photos in question were at all pornographic. The photos are all artistically done, and there are quite a few absolutely gorgeous ones.

    The other point is that apparently Ms. Hoover is a lesbian, and that the photos were taken by her girlfriend (live-in girlfriend at that, I understand). Which brings the homophobic angle into the discussion as much as the "human bodies are dirty" angle. Would there be such an uproar if she were straight, and the photos had been taken by her boyfriend or husband? Maybe, maybe not.

    I ask again: why the fuck are we not talking about the teacher that brought these photos to the administration with the intent of getting Ms. Hoover fired? I'd much rather let Ms. Hoover teach my (admittedly ficticious) son or daughter.

    As for the "the photos are a distraction from learning" comments being left on some of the blogs, what a crock. Let's get right to the point, shall we? If that's a distraction, then attractive female teachers are a distraction to any red-blooded male student. Can them all, I tell you!

    Maybe, just maybe, an awake libido in a high school student isn't really a "distraction". That's particularly true when the subject at hand is art (though my gripe would be no less vehement if Ms. Hoover were a math teacher), which all but requires an understanding of beauty and what we consider erotic.

    There's a great post over at Punk Ass Blog: You've got boobs under there?! Exactly.

    So, that bitchy bastion of vitriol, Ann Coulter, has released a new book called Godless, which, while it certainly doesn't inspire much in the way of thought, certainly gets me thinking about the general public tends to view atheism as a whole. Of course Coulter's implication that all Liberals are necessarily atheist is way off the mark, but it still half-rankles, half-amuses whenever an assertion of atheism is used as a perjorative.

    I'm an atheist. And I have long wondered: how does the fact that I don't believe there's an invisible man living in the sky somehow make me an extremist?

    It's a head-scratcher for sure. But I've learned to accept it. Yeah, it bothers me that down here in Texas, when someone wants to publicly slander someone else, the first thing they generally do is call them an atheist. It bothers me that people assume that atheists have no morals, even though, as I've pointed out before, atheists are way under-represented in prison populations. It certainly gets to me that atheists are routinely discriminated against in child custody cases (usually via rampant abuse of the standard "best interests of the child" clause), and specifically (albeit federally unconstitutionally) barred in many states from hold any government position or even being qualified to act as a juror in a court of law. And it makes me mildly amused to have Coulter so blatantly exposed as a hypocrite who apparently believes that the abandonment of chastity as a value is horrible for gays and liberals but just doesn't apply to her. And they have the nerve to call liberals "Elitist"!!! What a classic case of projection and denial.

    The issue, of course, doesn't stem from the fact that Coulter is 44, has never been married, and is apparently unrepentently not a virgin. For anything else to be the case would be, in my mind, frankly a little unnatural. I do take some issue with the tone of the post I linked to in that regard.

    But the issue is valid, and it is that she can still pretend to lament the loss of "chastity" as an American value. That makes her a hypocrite of the first order. I guess our loss of chastity is a problem for everyone but her...

    Has it really come to this? A High School art teacher is suspended because she has some topless photos online.

    What the fuck is wrong with us? I mean, seriously. Just what the fuck. Where does this hatred of the naked body come from? I've never understood it and I guess I never will.

    What's doubly disgusting in this particular case is, if you read the article, it says:

    The photos came to light last month as a result of a feud over ceramics equipment with another art teacher, according to sworn affidavits. Students who had seen the pictures showed the teacher, who then notified school officials.

    Let me get this straight. It's immoral for an art teacher to have topless photos of herself taken, but it's not immoral to bring these photos to said art teacher's boss and use them as leverage to settle a dispute over fucking pottery equipment by getting the teacher fired? Expression is punished while blackmail is rewarded?

    I repeat. What the fuck is wrong with us? I mean, seriously. Where did this skewed perception of "morals" come from? It must be religion, I suppose. So dark the con of man.

    Just how far back do we have to go before Western culture as a whole respected and loved the human body, rather than seeing it as an outlet for sin? And why can so few people see that this concept of sin is merely an invention of the church? Why is it not obvious to more people that it is nothing more than an outlet through which the clergy establishes control? That which they cannot control becomes amoral, a one-way ticket to eternal damnation. They have no control over a society that views sex as healthy, so they fear it, and so they vilify it. And so teachers get fired because a society, even in a town as liberal as Austin, Texas, has been beat into accepting the strange, unnatural, and destructive idea that the naked human body is dirty, and that anyone that puts theirs on display must necessarily be amoral and unfit to teach a crowd of high school students.

    What fucking lunacy. What stark raving madness. What catastrophic imbecility. The inmates are running the asylum, and apparently have been for quite some time.

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    And just when you thought it couldn't get any more into bizarro world, I remind you of this story from last month, where A teacher showed up to work drunk, fondled a 13-year-old girl, and was arrested, and yet, apparently, wasn't fired immediately! The school system "will seek to have him fired," so speaketh the article, but doesn't appear to have walked him out the door. God forbid he were a woman that had some topless photos found online - she'd have been fucking canned on the spot.

    And now a few posts that I came up with on break last night...

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    It kind of sucks ... seems like ever since I moved into the middle-of-nowhere Texas my libido seems to have been put on hold. I was pretty actively dating (and even when I wasn't, I was almost always actively seeking) when I was up in Wisconsin, and have barely even lifted a finger in effort since I moved down here. Part of it is simple audience. Up in Wisconsin, I was working in a building that boasted a long-lasting supply of intelligent, professional, successful women that I respected as intellectual equals and often had an interest in seeing socially. Down here, that's not how it works. There is not a single single salaried woman that works in the plant where I spend most of my conscious life nowadays. Not one.

    Still, my forays outside of work have been less than impressive. Example: the other night a group of four of us that have been on back shifts all week ducked out of the plant at midnight for "lunch". As it happened, it was four single guys: myself, coworkers Pat and Irvin, and a visiting engineer named Jake. As we were getting ready to get up, this woman comes in looking for take-out that she's ordered in, and it's not ready yet. So she spends a few minutes very consciously leaning over the counter, facing away from us. And she had to have known what the effect of that would be.

    So, this girl was easily the hottest thing I've ever seen in this town. Perfectly toned legs that we could see almost every inch of, since she was wearing what may qualify as the shortest shorts I've ever seen; just about qualifying as swim trunk bottoms if they'd have been made of anything but cotton. An ass that popped right out, not enormous ghetto booty, just nice and round and juicy. So nice that it took Pat something like two minutes to realize that the back of her t-shirt had a naked lady silhouette and said "Let's get naked." Yowza.

    So, I haven't (yet) lost the ability to appreciate that, and I'm staring as politely as I can manage. She never once looks back, but like I said, she had to have known. We get up to pay just as she is, and a few words are shared. Someone makes a comment about hurrying back to work, and I make a sarcastic, "Oh yes, please, let's get back to work" which earns a laugh from her.

    She sees our work uniforms and says that she didn't think we were allowed out of the plant for food, at which point there's a bit of an awkward silence, for a reason that Pat and I later agreed was somewhat subtle: there's no way to tell her at that point that plant floor workers aren't allowed out for lunch but that office workers are, without coming off as a bit of a prick. Still, Pat saves with a joke about us being rebels and sneaking out.

    At this point Irvin makes the only thing that could be construed as a move, indicating her food and saying "So, I hope that's not for your boyfriend." She laughed and said "no, it's just me," which seemed to me to be three things: 1) an answer to Irvin's question, 2) an indication ("it's just me") that she doesn't have a boyfriend (if she did, she'd have answered it differently, with something like, "no, he's not hungry" or "no, he's out of town"), and 3) an indication (via the laugh) that she didn't find the question unwelcome and would welcome a follow-up. I felt good for my boy until the follow-up never came. Irvin just kind of froze, unable to come up with a second line. Before long she'd smiled and turned back away. It was kind of painful to watch. Pat put it succinctly and accurately when describing it later: it wasn't so much that Irvin got shot down as he just ran out of gas.

    Now, the old me would have swooped in here, filtering and selecting one of the dozen or so lines that could have continued the conversation. I think I would have gone for the direct approach, and said, "Well, that was sort of an incomplete answer." ("It was?") "Yeah, well, I think that by asking that he was kind of trying to figure out if you have a boyfriend, and you didn't really give that information." ("Oh, no. No boyfriend right now.") "Good, in that case, since he's stopped talking, I thought I might try to get your phone number." Odds on that working might have been pretty good. Especially since the fact that I am now driving a 350Z might have found its way into the conversation, had an easy "in" manifested itself :)

    Instead, I said nothing, and when Irvin walked outside I followed. He was kicking himself and I tried out a line from my latest script that I've been trying to laugh-test. "Confidence, Irvin-san! Wax on, wax off!" (pause) "Meet girl, no more wax off." It works better if it's two different people saying the lines, as it is in my script, but it still got an appreciable laugh from everyone.

    I spent most of the rest of the day trying to figure out why I didn't even think to try some kind of line there, particularly since I'd made her laugh with my sarcasm that had originally broken the ice, but couldn't come up with anything in particular. I determined that there's a line from my latest story that starts to explain it: "Good chess players are bad at casual relationships: we're too busy seeing all the negative shit three moves deep to enjoy the moment." Not that I'm a particularly good chess player, but the metaphor fits: I do tend to look at a girl nowadays and see all the negative shit that would appear in the long term, especially if there doesn't appear to be a particularly high chance of there ever being a long term, as was probably the case with a girl that shows up at Denny's at midnight in ass-shorts and a "let's get naked" t-shirt. But that doesn't mean taking her shirt as a suggestion wouldn't have been a welcome distraction.

    Maybe it's just that I can't get my brain out of middle-of-nowhere Texas mode. The way I find to express that mode is to say "I don't think I have much of a chance of starting a relationship down here, seeing as how I'm not into fifteen-year-olds and/or ready-made families." (Yes, it's the "and/or" in that sentence that gets the laugh from the astute listener. The fact that this girl didn't fit that mold is immaterial; I fear I've lost my ability to deal with girls that don't. About a month ago, Kyle (who is married), Irvin and myself were hanging out at the only bar in town, and Kyle was smoking a cigar which this girl used as an "in" to come and sit with us for a little bit (she pretended she came and sat with us because she wanted to know what type of cigar that was, even though she changed the subject immediately after).

    She seemed mostly interested in Kyle, and I deflected that right away by finding a way to say to him, "You're only out here because your wife and kid are out of town", which was true, and she didn't shy away. Irvin was barely saying a thing, so it's safe to say she would have probably warmed to me more if I'd been willing. I wouldn't have always been entirely unwilling - she was a little heavyset, but not obese and not someone I'd be embarrassed to be around, she was about my age, and she was intelligent and working on a bachelor's degree in criminal justice.

    And yet, from the moment she sat down with us, the primary question in my brain was "how many kids does she have?" And the answer to that question was two.

    For me, at the stage in my life that I'm at right now, that's a deal-breaker. I know some people, including my co-worker Shane who was married within a year of moving down here because he found a girl with a two-year-old, but the fact of the matter is that I have absolutely no interest in helping to raise someone else's kid, or in getting caught up in that kind of drama. That just isn't me.

    I dunno. Angie's visit in a couple of weeks should be interesting, although I'm not counting on anything happening, and there's a fair chance that my visit out to Vegas where I will meet Sandra will turn into a "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" kind of situation, which is all and good, but neither one has much of a chance to really turn into a relationship. And that, even more than the "let's get naked" girl, is what I would be looking for down here if I ever got even a hint that there was that down here to be found, for a guy of my tastes and standards.

    I have to follow up and say, though, that that was one of the most inspiring performances from a US national team that I have ever seen in any sport. Holding off the entire second half down 10 to 9 against a squad as talented as the Italians is a monumental achievement of which the whole country should be aware. The draw still gives them the chance to qualify, if some very reasonable things happen. The US can beat Ghana, and Italy has a great chance against Czech, particularly considering that both teams will be playing to win as neither wants to face Brasil in round 2.

    Well, I doubt that's how the USA drew it up on paper, but with the shocking upset by Ghana over the Czech Republic (which I wasn't able to watch, but I presume the Czechs must have fallen asleep for), the draw is essentially as good as the win. Particularly with the Czechs coming off such a disappointing loss with Italy earning a hard-earned tie against a fiesty American squad, I've got to see Italy as the favorites against Czech, and the USA obviously must put Ghana away.

    Theoretically the US could win even with a draw between Czech and Italy, but, with Czech at +1 and the USA still at -3, and with the US behind in the 3rd head-to-head tiebreaker, they would have to beat Ghana by five in order to overcome the goal differential. gogo Italy!!!

    As for the game itself, the US seemed to dominate in the first half and, to their credit, didn't deflate after giving up the goal on what was really a poor defense of a well-executed set piece. Getting an extremely lucky equalizer on an own goal a few minutes later, they seemed in control of the game, particularly when Italy scored a (well-deserved) red card on a flagrant elbow to Brian McBride's face, which left it bloody, though he returned. Then, in what seemed like a harsh compensation, Pablo Mastroeni was ejected for a late tackle that would have likely been a justifiable yellow card, but surely not red. The card against Pope was probably more justified, although his first yellow card was definitely weak.

    Still, the US seemed on the attack for the first part of the second half, even down ten men to nine, and generated chances, including DeMarcus Beasley's apparent goal that was nullified on an offsides call.

    The US seemed to run out of gas towards the end of the game, allowing Keller to shine as the hero as he made several highlight reel saves to hold off the US against a last second flurry from the Italians. The 1-1 result is a positive one, even moreso considering the way the Americans dominated the first half, and with Ghana's huge win over Czech, gogo USA and gogo Italy!

    Wednesday, June 14, 2006

    So it appears for the US, a win versus Italy on Saturday is all but necessary to have any chance of coming out of the tournament. A draw could potentially do it but with the 0-3 goal differential it doesn't appear likely.

    Right now the standings are:
    CZE 3, +3
    ITA 3, +2
    GHA 0, -2
    USA 0, -3

    Here's what I think will happen in Group E. It's a complete guess of course, but so is anyone else's prediction, and it could happen, you never know.

    The US comes out to play against Italy and scores a hard-fought 2-0 victory on a spectacular shot from Claudio Reyna in the 84th minute, and a beautiful counter-attack run from Landon Donovan in stoppage time, while the Czechs cruise to victory against Ghana in a 4-0 rout. At the end of the second game, it will look like:

    CZE 6, +7
    ITA 3, --
    USA 3, -1
    GHA 0, -6

    For the 3rd game in the series, CZE will know that barring a 7 goal swing, they have first place locked up, and not completely bring their A game, dropping the match to a desperate Italian side. Final score will 2-0. But the USA will come out energized from their last victory and firing on all cylinders against a Ghana side that's playing for pride and walk away victorious in a 4-1 shootout. Final standings will be:

    CZE 6, +5
    USA 6, +2
    ITA 6, +2
    GHA 0, -9

    CZE will take the group on goal differential and the US will squeak out of the group in second place based on their head-to-head result with the Italians. CZE makes the finals but loses to Brasil, who will survive a squeaker with the US in the round of 16 with a 2-1 victory on a highlight reel goal from Ronaldihno.

    Tuesday, June 13, 2006

    It occurred to me last night:

  • 1 year of Kindergarten, learning to play nice with others

  • 6 years of elementary school, learning the basics of how to function

  • 3 years of Junior High, learning to branch out a bit

  • 3 years of High School, pushing myself into concepts like Calculus and Advanced Chemistry

  • 4 years of college, learning how to manipulate electrons in every way possible, how to program in FORTRAN and C++, how to work with MathLab and PSpice, learning relativity and quantum mechanics and nuclear physics and how to design complex, robust feedback and feed-forward control systems, how to design power plants, how to calculate electromagnetic flux and how the logic of a computer chip works...


  • ...all so I could track down pushbuttons at 4 in the morning for an ornery electrical foreman (and renowned fat fuck) named Virgil who only has a job because his brother owns the company that contracts our electricians.

    If my life goes on like this for too long, I will look back wondering what the hell I did with it.

    At least I got some sleep today, maybe 6-7 hours, and then lazed around in bed while watching Brazil defeat Croatia 1-0 in a surprisingly well-contested game (Croatia had several chances to equalize but just couldn't finish any of them off). I should be fairly well-adjusted to backs for tonight and at least we're progressing into checkout, so I should have a bit more to do.

    Monday, June 12, 2006

    I'm a bit of a lazy bastard for just noticing this but George R. R. Martin has a new sample chapter for A Dance with Dragons up. Tyrion chapter. Interesting to see how the events of Book 3 are weighing on him psychologically, and the demons that threaten to consume him when he is purposeless, as he is now. People have been speculating for a long time (myself among them) that he will wind up with Daenerys's faction, and that appears to be coming to fruition; Dany desperately needs someone of Tyrion's skills in her inner circle (she has warriors aplenty but nobody with intrigue) and it looks like Illyrio is going to make it happen, provided he doesn't self-destruct on the way there.

    So, Angie's coming in over July 4th and I'm not 100% sure how I'm going to be handling that. She broke up with her boyfriend about a month ago now, which is a good thing - long-distance relationship and the guy was a bit of a pud, but she's been acting weird, alternating between hot and cold when on the phone with me. Normal female bullshit I suppose so I guess I'll have to play it by ear when she finally does make it up here (I'll have the guest bedroom clean, but will be cleaning my room as well). I haven't seen her in almost a year so I'm looking forward to it under any context, but don't want things to be weird.

    Holy Christ am I gonna be hurting tonight. Transitioning over to back shifts is never easy for me; I tend to crash out at around 0300 no matter what my intentions, and on the nights where I don't I generally have trouble making up that sleep. Last night was no different. I actually was able to stay up pretty well, since I was on FFXI and the Tiamat fight took until about 3 in the morning. That had me wound up, and I went and lay down for a bit, cramming out probably a few hours sleep before waking up around 7. Then of course I was wide awake, and spent most of the day in bed trying to get to sleep and failing, or watching the world cup. Played a few games of Sheep and now I've gotta be in to work in an hour and a half. Yuck.

    So, now I've gotta hop onto the eliptical machine to get a workout in, take a shower, grab some food, and head in for the night.

    Since 6:30 Sunday morning I've gotten about 3 hours sleep, and I get to be at work until 6:30 Tuesday morning.

    Holy crap is this going to suck.

    Linkshell fought Tiamat last night. We were a bit undermanned but managed to pull through in about 3 hours. No good drops, but with the exception of Vrtra, you pretty much just fight wyrms for the experience. Came as BRD and didn't die once :)

    Rough game for the US with the 3-0 loss to a powerful Czech team. Hard to fight that and it seems that the #2 FIFA ranking for the Czechs is well-deserved (while the #5 ranking for the US? maybe not quite so much). Still, the US should be capable of pulling out a victory against Italy and could open the door for a 2nd place finish in the group against Italy, particularly if Italy and Ghana can play to a draw. We'll see.

    Sunday, June 11, 2006

    Picked up and saw Shopgirl for the first time last night. Interesting movie; the kind that makes you want to review it after having seen it. It's slow, but it's the rare sort of movie that deals with romance and doesn't insult the viewer's intelligence or take shortcuts by making the characters shallow and one-dimensional. I particularly liked how the parallels were drawn between the Jason Schwartzmann and Steve Martin characters without hitting us over the head (too much) how similar the two were, in everything but experience. And Claire Danes was perfect, but then again it was a very well-written role that a number of actresses would have done well with (Lauren Ambrose, Julia Stiles, and Scarlett Johansson jump to mind). Complex character with unpredictable but entirely understandable actions. Good movie for those that like movies like it.

    Staying up for back shifts monday night. I always hate these damn transitions. Always need to come up with something to do for a long time that can keep me awake, and that's never that easy to do.

    Playing some Catan Online. Currently 12/22, 1740 rating.

    Friday, June 09, 2006

    Pretty card-dead in the home game last night. Not too many interesting hands. I actually felt like I was playing very well early as I won a great many pots without ever having to show down a hand. I did play one good hand with K6s from the big blind. It was min raised by a player on my left and cold-called by a weak-tight player from the cutoff. I decided to play, and when the flop came down 678 rainbow I had a strong read that I was ahead. But how to announce it? My table image is very aggressive and opportunistic, and I was worried that an out of position bet on the coordinated board would initiate a raise from the player on my left, who is pretty good and pretty aggressive, no matter what he was holding. But I knew that he has enormous respect for check-raises, and almost never missed an opportunity to throw a continuation bet. I checked and he did so, about 1/3 the pot (not uncommon for continuation bets at our table, which generally underbets). The weak-tight player on the right thought about it long enough for me to be sure that he had overcards, but he called anyway. This gave me what I needed to know; the player on my left looked visibly annoyed at the call. I pumped it up to 50, enough of a raise to scare anyone without anything off the pot, and it worked.

    A bit later I made a bluff that I felt good about despite being called down, and I was able to build myself back up mostly with timely bluffs and one or two good hands. Then I made one mistake by failing to raise with 44 from the small blind against a loose-aggressive limper from early position, and let the big blind catch a flop of 3TT with 6-T offsuit. I check-raised the l-agg limper and the big blind called and I knew I was hosed. Stupid mistake. That knocked me low but not critical and went out on the subsequent hand with JJ against AQ in seventh place out of 16.

    Dropped about $18 online so far tonight but my EV has been positive; had 55 on a flop of 345 and got a guy with 56 all-in on a big overbet (can't blame the call as he must have assumed his two-pair and trips outs were live). 2 hit on the turn, river was a K.

    Tuesday, June 06, 2006

    New entry up at Kevin Smith's Weblog about a test screening of Clerks II. Fuck, am I looking forward to this movie.

    Ack! SSE 2006 meeting at Michigan State. Check out the link, there, to the Panda's Thumb, and just look at the pedigree of speakers. Wow. I would love to make it there, and even have a trip up to Michigan planned later this month, but unfortunately I fly home the day of the symposium. Gah!

    My goodness. No matter how many times I encounter it, no matter how much brainpower I exert in trying to understand it, the fundamentalist mindset continues to baffle me. How is it possible to be sucked into such a hateful life? People regularly underestimate just how angry the true god-fearers are, I think, and all it takes is a cursory visit to the feedback at Fox News to send a chill down your spine.

    Here's a few random selections of feedback that you can find attached to this article about the upcoming joke of an amendment the Bush cronies are using to attempt to energize their fanatic constituency.

    First, we have the idiotic:

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    "I am in complete support of a constitutional amendment to define marriage as being between a man and a woman. Marriage is a God-ordained, not a man-made, institution. Therefore, we have no right to attempt to re-define it. But I firmly believe that the real issue here is not about marriage itself. It goes much deeper than that. It is about a group of individuals wanting to legally force society to not only accept but embrace their chosen lifestyle. To force us to say that this way of life is okay. People have the freedom to choose the way they want to live their lives. But they do not have the right to force that upon others." — Mark (St. Louis Park, MN)


    Okay, listen up, dumbass. First off, if marriage is really a "God-ordained" institution, then why is it that people with no religious affiliation are still allowed to get married, in a courthouse, by a judge, and still gain all of the secular, governmentally recognized manifestations of marriage? And why doesn't that get your panties in a bunch half as much as a couple of people who happen to like each others' weiners wanting the government (and most certainly not your church) to recognize their union?

    As for "It is about a group of individuals wanting to legally force society to not only accept but embrace their chosen lifestyle," um, what? First off, nobody expects the Southern Baptists, or whatever bigoted church you're affiliated with, to give them your endorsement. We don't expect the neo-nazis to get all cozy with the NAACP any time soon, either. What they do ask is that the government not cowtow to your irrational hatred and that we not allow the governmental position on marriage to be dictated by religious fanatics.

    This is projection at its finest and most obvious. It would probably never occur to Mark, of St. Louis Park, MN, that in reality he is the one guilty of what he is accusing others of. He believes that homosexuality is wrong, almost assuredly for religious reasons. That's his right. But how far backwards do you have to work from there to the notion that gays, by wanting their unions to be recognized by the government, are forcing their lives upon others? How does two bone-smokers that want to get married affect him at all? It doesn't, of course. But, on the other hand, if he were given the power to prevent those two bone-smokers from getting married, he most certainly would. So who's forcing their viewpoint upon others?

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    "It most certainly is a protection for marriage. This will prevent a lot of bad things from happening if this is passed." — Clarissa (Banner Elk, NC)


    Um, yeah. Like what? Under whose definition of "bad things"? Because, you know, a lot of us think that people who just want their union to be recognized by the state being prevented from doing so because of the ignorant superstition of an archaic book constitutes a "bad thing". Please, Clarissa, explain it all.

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    Then we have the scary.

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    "The bestselling book of all times is the Holy Bible. It is without error from the front cover to the back, including the word 'Holy.' For thousands of generations it has been made clear that a marriage is between one man and one woman. God created Adam and Eve. The younger generation has been brainwashed with this thing called tolerance. With true Christianity there can never be compromise." — Paul


    Wow, how very Christ-like. Priceless and terrifying at the same time. We open with a blatant appeal to authority; the "bestselling book of all times." Great. What's the second-bestselling book of all time? The Da Vinci Code? Doesn't mean it's a perfect moral basis, either.

    Then we have a fun little segue. "For thousands of generations it has been made clear that a marriage is between one man and one woman." Really? Thousands of generations? Christianity is close to two thousand years old. Even with one generation at 20 years, that's only one hundred generations. And according to many Christian fundamentalists, the earth is only about 300 generations old. Regardless, homosexuality has been present for that entire time, and hasn't managed to tear down society just yet (in fact, even many western cultures where homosexuality was rampant - say, Rome, or Greece - managed to do quite well).

    Then there's the scary part. "The younger generation has been brainwashed with this thing called tolerance. With true Christianity there can never be compromise." Now just substitute "Christianity" for "Islam" and picture Usama bin Laden making that same statement. Doesn't take much imagination, does it?

    These people are evil to their very core, and the irony is, with all their accusations of the decline of society, these people are the ones that will really tear it down, if given the opportunity. The most militant of the Christian fundamentalists, like this nutcase, are nothing less than the Christian equivalent of the Ayatollahs in Iran.

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    "They definitely need to protect marriage. Small groups are taking rights away from the majority of people a little at a time. Prayer and discipline are not allowed in schools. Acknowledging God and His guidance is not allowed in government or in history books. Now they're attempting to destroy families by saying marriage isn't between a man and woman. What will it take for us to stand up and pay attention?" — Chris (Chattanooga, TN)


    Let's take this one one sentence at a time.

    They definitely need to protect marriage.


    From what? People that want to get married?

    Small groups are taking rights away from the majority of people a little at a time.


    Ah yes. The poor victimized majority. As opposed to the rights of, say, having a union being recognized by the state, being denied a significant minority of the population.

    Prayer and discipline are not allowed in schools.


    By "Discipline" I assume he means "Child abuse." Aw... And as for prayer, I know a great many people that prayed before every test. Nobody said a thing. So by "Prayer" I assume he means "Organized Prayer", which would in turn require our school administrators to double as religious leaders, which probably isn't in their best interest. If I were a teacher, and were asked to lead a prayer, I wonder how he would react if I led the class in a Satanic chant? And if that's any less offensive to him than a Christian prayer would be, there's the telltale sign that he would favor the establishment of a State Religion and thinks the First Amendment should be shredded.

    Of course, it's his right to believe that, but it's important to know what all these euphamisms entail.

    Acknowledging God and His guidance is not allowed in government or in history books.


    Actually, I went to public school, and I learned quite a bit about what people are capable of when they feel they're doing God's will. I learned about the Crusades and the Inquisition. I learned how the Church/State governments of medieval europe left 99.9% of the world's population in abject poverty while accumulating all of the wealth, power, and decadence in the hands of the government, the aristocrats, and the clergy. I learned about the Dark Ages, and the Enlightenment that followed, and I learned which of the two is to be preferred. Be careful what you ask for, you might just get it.

    Now they're attempting to destroy families by saying marriage isn't between a man and woman.


    As far as I can tell, nothing about the legalization of gay marriage would prevent a man from marrying a woman. I've always had trouble figuring out how bone-smokers (and rugmunchers) wanting to get married has any affect on heterosexual marriage at all. I suppose I'll just keep scratching my head on that one.

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    "All I know is that marriage should be the union between one man and one woman. Actually, there is no should in it. That's the way it is no matter what anyone says." — David (El Paso, TX)


    Well, good. Then, if you don't mind if, say, the government says that homosexual couples are entitled to the same rights that any other couples are entitled to. After all, nobody cares if you recognize it. (shrug)

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    And, some people managed to provide, even on Fox News, the voices of reason.

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    "I find it humorous that the same good Christians who get married in the church and who want a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage use the state laws and a good lawyer to get their divorce." — L.J. (Dallas, TX)


    And there's the dirty little secret of the assault on gay marriage by the religious right. They frame gay marriage as an "attack" on traditional marriage, when of course it is nothing of the sort. The irony is that traditional marriage is under attack, by the process of divorce. Divorces really do tear families apart. They turn the act of raising a child, or children, into something extremely messy and complicated. They are an enormous psychological and financial burden on those that go through them. The family of divorce is the true antithesis to this "Family values" notion of evangelical Christianity. And yet you never hear a peep from them about it.

    Wonder why that is? Well, of course, they are looking out for number one. Someone telling them that they can't divorce their wife most certainly *does* affect them, so they don't fight it. Such hypocrites. It's a wonder that more people don't see right through it.

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    "If they really wanted to protect marriage, they would outlaw divorce. Of course, that's not their goal, and we all know it." — Michael (Knoxville, TN)


    Reiteration of the same point, in a nice succinct fashion, but it can't be repeated often enough. The goal of the evangelicals is, of course, to scapegoat homosexuality as a perpetrator in maintaining their illusion of a society continually on the verge of decadence and moral decay. Once we allow homosexual marriage and nothing much about society changes (as every reasonable human being knows would result), their argument loses its luster and they have to move on to something else. It is this illusion, of a society on the brink of disaster, with only the followers of God keeping it from the brink, that helps religion to maintain its political power. And thus it is in their best interests to maintain gays as the perpetrators of this illusory decay for as long as they can possibly hold out.

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    "Personally, I think their efforts would serve the nation better if used elsewhere. Although I am solidly in favor of same-sex marriage, I would vote solidly against a constitutional amendment for it. Marriage is a sacrament of the church (any church); as such, its regulation needs to be left to the church. The government may weigh in on civil unions as much, and as often, as it chooses, but it needs to keep its nose out of marriage and other church business. This is where separation of church and state comes in, NOT in whether or not to permit prayer in schools, or the public display of the Ten Commandments or similar documents. This is what the framers of the Constitution meant when they said that government should not interfere with or establish religious practice." — Hopkins


    This one is the most interesting of the various pieces of feedback. The writer here is surely misguided in his notions that the state has no authority over marriage, but in the aspect of separation of church and state, he certainly gets it, and that is enough to open him to the rational and compassionate political position. Marriage of course has a secular side and, for many, a religious side as well. What so many people fail to understand is that these two sides are completely independent. When your average couple gets married, they tend to combine the two: they sign a bunch of legal documents and then participate in a religious ceremony, usually in the same day. But that does not imply a necessary link. Many secular folks get married in courthouses, by justices of the peace, with no religious aspect to the union whatsoever, and their unions are not recognized by any church, but they surely enjoy the same legal benefits of marriage as any other couple. Polygamists, on the other extreme, participate in weddings that are recognized by their religion but not recognized by the state. This alone proves that the two are independent.

    Marriage exists as BOTH a sacrament of the church and an institution of the state. The state has absolutely no right, according to the constitution, to tell the church what constitutes a marriage. And nobody is trying to. Nobody is saying that the Southern Baptists must start holding gay weddings in their churches. That would be as silly as forcing the Klan to sponsor a minority scholarship. But the church also has no authority to tell the state what constitutes a marriage. Of course many churches have no problem telling the state exactly that, and too many politicians listen to them. That is where the fundamental disconnect occurs.

    The writer uses the term "civil unions", which is of course an impotent term; while the majority of gays don't care one way or another what their union is called by the state so long as they get the rights associated with marriage (I remember Barney Frank coming onto Bill Maher's show and saying "I don't care what we call it; we could have a contest!"), saying that heterosexual couples get "marriages" (as recognized by the state) but homosexual couples get "civil unions" (also as recognized by the state) is fundamentally no different from saying that blacks get their own separate restrooms to use. That doesn't sound like such a bad deal, until you realize that the white bathrooms are kept in pristine condition while the black bathrooms are left to shit (pun not intended but not avoided). If gays are awarded rights that are kept distinct from the laws surrounding marriage, then we have succeeded in creating our own Jim Crow state. (And yes, I know that many blacks chafe at that comparison, but all that proves is that some blacks are capable of being every bit as prejudiced against gays as whites were and sometimes still are against them).

    So the writer here utilizes a false statement - that is, that a marriage not recognized by religion is not a marriage - but utilizes the concept of a civil union to reconcile a respect for the separation of church and state. And that's why it goes into the category of "voices of reason." The problem does not ultimately manifest itself in the semantics of what is a "civil union" versus what is a "marriage", although that could certainly become a problem if the two institutions are kept too separate for too long, in the eyes of the state. It is a problem that religion as an institution feels it "owns" marriage when it clearly does not; but it is a bigger problem that that institution feels the need to project its version of what constitutes a marriage onto the state, in clear violation of the first amendment. Bill O'Reilly likes to rail about "Activist judges" that dare point out inconvenient facts, like that a ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional (how DARE they actually follow the Constitution even when it is contrary to public opinion!), which is the very reason that Bush is attempting the (cynical or desperate, take your pick) path of trying to amend the constitution, of which he has zero chance whatsoever.

    Joe Biden hits the nail squarely on the head, I think, when he pegs this as a political move by Bush to try and assuage and re-energize his fanatic-fundie base, who are more than a little peeved with him for not making any progress whatsoever on any of their fascist agendas. Well, duh. For what it's worth, if the Dems can get their shit together, Biden will wind up with the nomination in '08, because unlike Hilary, he is actually electable.

    Monday, June 05, 2006

    More bullshit, this time about voting machines.

    As I've already shown, I'm not much of one for wingnut conspiracy theories. However I don't really consider the notion that electronic voting opens the door to electoral tampering to require much in the way of a "conspiracy".

    Lenny Flank does a good job here of describing the aims and means of much of the movement of fundamentalist Christianity here. Of particular note is the Reconstructionist movement, a group of psychotics hell-bent on imposing biblical law over the earth. Here he discusses one of their primary movers and shakers, Howard Ahmanson:

    Ahmanson has given several million dollars over the past few years to anti-evolution groups (including Discovery Institute), as well as anti-gay groups, "Christian" political candidates, and funding efforts to split the Episcopalian Church over its willingness to ordain gay ministers and to other groups which oppose the minimum wage. He was also a major funder of the recent "recall" effort in California which led to the election of Terminator Arnie. Ahmanson is also a major funder of the effort for computerized voting, and he and several other prominent Reconstructionists have close ties with Diebold, the company that would manufacture the computerized voting machines if they were used. There has been some criticism of Diebold because it refuses to make the source code of its voting machine software available for scrutiny, and its software does not allow anyone to track voting after it is done (no way to confirm accuracy of the machine). This ease of possible "vote-fixing" may or may not be connected to the belief of Diebold's Reconstructionist backers that only "Christians" should be allowed to vote.


    Electronic voting, without transparency and accountability, is some seriously scary shit, particularly when, in the 2004 elections, vote counts failed to meet up with exit polls to a degree never before seen in a modern election.

    Here's another one that drives me up the fucking wall.

    Conservatives don't know the difference between legalized prostitution and sex slavery.

    What a fascinating example of the use of conflation by religious fundamentalists. It's like a fucked-up associative property as applied to morality in a black and white universe:

    Sex slavery = bad
    Prostitution = bad
    Therefore,
    Prostitution = Sex Slavery

    Add abortion, marijuana, assisted suicide, liberalism, secularism, humanism, atheism, materialism, evolution, homosexuality, and wearing clothing made of more than one fabric (*) to the list of things that get the fundies' collective panties in a bunch, and you've got a pretty simple picture of what's "bringing the world straight to hell".

    (*) I keep forgetting, the fundies don't tend to harp on that one so much. Funny that, since they pretend to be following the Bible and all.

    These cretins actually believe that without their narrow-minded superstition the world would be in chaos. Funny, then, that their actions cause so much of the chaos in the world (classic cycle of denial and projection, I suppose). They believe that atheists have no morals, and that without belief in an invisible man in the sky (and the notion of some kind of system to hold you accountable for your actions in life after you die), civilization as we know it would just up and collapse, lawlesness would be rampant, etc, etc.

    Funny, then, that atheists are *way* underrepresented in prison populations.

    Never heard an explanation for that one from the "Religion = morality" crowd.

    News flash:

    Bush hates fags.

    Gotta hand it to the Christian Right. Bigotry gets morphed into "values". An attack on gays gets morphed into a "defense" of marriage.

    While we're at it,

    WAR IS PEACE
    FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
    IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

    What a joke. What's amazing to me is how transparent this all is. Don't people see that in order to maintain their political power, the religious wingnuts need to be convincing the public at large that the world is going down the drain, and that they have been making this argument in perpetuity since the inception of their little club? Amazing how the world can consistently be headed for the toilet for so long and yet never quite seem to make it there, ya know?

    Now that I think about it, there was a time when religion really did rule the roost. Everyone believed in God, and the Church had control over everything.

    We called this time the "Dark Ages."

    Sunday, June 04, 2006

    More pictures of the new toy :)









    Gah, just got in a party with a 1/2 JP, 1/2 NA party as BLM. It's weird. I remember back in the day when JP players were revered as gods of the game. So it's weird to have a party where the three NA mages (RDM, WHM, BLM) are all good, and the three JP melees (WAR, WAR, PLD) all leave a bit to be desired. By now we're going just fine, but it took them forever to put together a skillchain, and their execution still leaves a bit to be desired.

    Still, dinged 54. Nice little xp spot in Crawlers' Nest that I didn't know about.


    Well, I did it. Here's the new baby of the family. Nissan 350Z convertible. I'll take the effort to put some more pictures together later.

    Saturday, June 03, 2006

    Grrrrr.....

    166 person $3+R NLHE qualifier to a $625+35 WSOP main event satellite tonight is why I'm up so damn late. Top two spots paid a ticket, 3rd place paid out $305. I spent $9, with only the initial rebuy and the add-on. Played for four damn hours only to crash out in 5th place. The real pivotal hand occurred with 5 people left:

    I was in a solid third place, with the two chip leaders at $250k or so, and me at $180k or so. I was in the big blind with AKo. Blinds at 2k-4k. The chip leader raises from MP up to $16k, and the short stack in the small blind pushes for $50k. I call, the chip leader calls. Flop comes TJQ rainbow. Nice :)

    There's about 150k in the pot right now and I'm in the mode of, figure out how much money I can get into the middle of the pot. Since there's a dry side pot a check probably won't induce a bluff, but I figure if I can throw a small value bet, I can get a call from a pair. I bet out $20k, and the chip leader called with all kinds of undue haste. Nice :)

    Then the river comes, a freaking disaster: another damn jack. Now there's TJQJ on the board, and my straight doesn't feel so great any more. TT, JJ, QQ, JQ, and JT are all in the possible hands that the chip leader has. I slow down and decide to see if I can't get him to check it down. I check. The chip leader pushes all in. Crap!

    This wasn't really an overbet, but it was if you just include the size of the side pot, and there was no way it could be a bluff. And about the only hand where that was possible that I had beat was AJ, which I didn't think was likely. This was no donkey, and he knew that my out of position call of the all-in with nothing invested meant real strength. He has to believe I could have AK here, and that meant he either had AK himself or had AK beat. I didn't see any other real possibilities. I folded.

    The other thing was, with the short stack eliminated, I didn't care that the chip leader increased his chip lead, since the payout was flat. I didn't want the short stacks confronting each other and giving me another contender for 3rd place, but the rich getting richer didn't affect me at all.

    Still, I groaned when the chip leader turned over AK, and the short stack flipped over ----- pocket tens!!! CRAP!!! The last thing I wanted to do was triple another guy up, and throw away another 20k to boot. That put me down into 4th place out of five, and the short stack doubled up soon after, making me the short stack. Shit. I eventually got all my chips in the middle with AK, and had the misfortune of running into QQ. I lost that last race and crashed out. What a waste of four hours of damn near as good a poker as I've ever played.

    Friday, June 02, 2006

    Man...

    Like a lot of people, I'd imagine, on my regular perusing of Roger Ebert's website, I was alerted to the fact that there is a disturbingly sizable minority of people making a lot of noise on the Internet about 9/11. Specifically, they're making noises regarding what they view as a conspiracy: the moonbat notion that the government orchestrated the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. I've been active on the Internet for well over a decade and I have never had any experience with a more whacked-out group of nutjobs as these tinfoil-hat-wearing batshit-crazy morons. Wow. Just... wow.

    These people live in a different world, where evidence just doesn't matter. Well, scratch that ... they don't even know what evidence is. What's most incredible about this phenomenon is the transparency of each and every one of the tinfoil hat crowd's arguments. The chain of logic goes something like the following:

    1) Start with a conclusion
    2) Mine anything and everything you can for "evidence" that can be twisted to support that conclusion
    3) Ignore and/or attempt to discredit all other evidence

    It's really quite extraordinary. To a certain degree it mimics the antievolution crowd, or anything built upon a fundamentalist mindset, really. Their argumentative techniques don't tend to vary much at all. Again, it's simple steps:

    1) Make a claim that, while false, appears convincing to the ignorant viewer
    2) When claim is refuted by more knowledgeable person, switch to another claim
    3) Go to (1) until out of claims
    4) Descend into ad hominems
    5) Disengage

    I don't want to give it any more advertisement than it's already gotten, but there's this video out there called "Loose Change" that has provided a catalyst for a lot of these batshit ideas (I refuse to call them "theories"), which has prompted a response amongst a lot of bloggers to refute their batshit claims. One of the better ones is a blog called Screw Loose Change. It does a good job of showing why these batshit claims are really batty, in case the general argument that "the conspiracy you are proposing is impossible" isn't good enough.

    But what's really illuminating are the remarks made in the comments section by the tinfoil hat true believers. Such a pure distillation of the fanatic / fundamentalist mindset. You see this sort of crap from time to time over on the Panda's Thumb comments, but the creationists that troll there there have been at it for a longer time and (some of them) have developed more sophisticated rhetorical tools to support their denial of reality.

    The tinfoil hat crowd, on the other hand, is just fucking nuts. A lot of people think that the biggest problem in the world is fundamentalist religion. They're close. It's actually the fundamentalist mindset. Whether secular or religious, the True Believers will never be swayed.

    16k EXP this morning on BRD. Halfway to level 74. Woot :)

    Oh man. I just discovered Settlers of Catan Online. For any who are unaware, this is like the greatest board game of all time; my friends and I call the game "The Sheep Game" and it's like a beautiful little strategic experience. Addictive as hell. My username online is "Catanicide08" and I'm currently 1/2 in wins :)

    I love leveling Bard in FFXI. I'm literally LFG for less time than it takes me to put up a search comment and I've already got two invites.

    Picked up "Table Tennis" for XBox 360 yesterday, after hearing some good things about it. Was up until about 1:30 in the morning playing it. Crazy addictive, with graphics that are as mind-blowing as I've seen. Good thing I took the day off of work today. I plan on spending most of the day on FFXI, but I'm sure I'll tap it on at some time today.

    Official site is here. A game I'd definitely recommend, particularly for head-to-head action with friends.

    Here is the Gamespot review, 8.5/10.

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